About

We make shirts with animals on them. The animals are not especially happy to be there.

Every design starts with a creature: a raccoon, a goat, a bear, a llama who has clearly seen things. Then we give them a line that says what you've been thinking but were too polite to say out loud. They say it for you. They don't mind. They've got nothing to lose.

The shirts themselves are soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton with a relaxed everyday fit, the kind you grab first out of the drawer without thinking about it. We keep the colors muted and earthy, because loud shirts are for people with something to prove. Our animals have nothing to prove.

Nothing sits in a warehouse. Each shirt is printed after you order it, which means less waste and no pile of unsold llamas somewhere in a storage unit. It takes a few extra days. Good things, and mildly irritated goats, are worth the wait.

That's it. That's the company. We'd tell you it's a lifestyle, but the raccoon would roll his eyes.